Have just realised why the acting is so terrible: everyone keeps pausing for nonexistent audience reactions. Even Brando. #guysanddolls

THE SALVATION ARMY DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT! #guysanddolls

I like this song about the various physical ailments that can be exacerbated by romantic frustration. #guysanddolls

Ask a passerby where the nearest hotel is, then go there and rent a room, to be paid for with door takings. Problem solved. #guysanddolls

I’ve never been to New York and don’t entirely know what a ‘craps game’ is, but I bet I could find a place for one faster than this guy.

I suspect that people who like Frank Sinatra also like James Bond. Purely on the basis of conservation of things I find inexplicable.

Helpful exposition there on the meaning of the obscure dialect term ‘chump’. #guysanddolls

In the 1950s, any mention of polka dots was automatically funny, regardless of whether it made any sense.

I’m confused. Does Nathan Detroit like cheesecake or not?

I have been convinced to try watching Guys And Dolls. So far it’s no Sound Of Music.