We can all be perfectly calm. “@NZcivildefence: There are no declared civil defence emergencies in New Zealand”

To be fair, Motel Kamzoil is also a pretty good name, and he has the best hat in the village by a considerable margin. So fair dos.

Watching Fiddler on the Roof. I still think Tzeitel should have married the butcher. His name is Lazar Wolf! LAZAR WOLF!

My free advice to Labour: don’t worry about being likeable, focus on being dignified and grown-up. You know, like Obama.

Planning a trip to Savai’i. Anyone have any sightseeing recommendations?

Suddenly I get why people need 3D printers. http://t.co/Gttzn8tD

The blank dice gag is a solid bit, but so poorly delivered. Needs more Topol. All non-Fiddler musicals need more Topol. #guysanddolls

A guy with a red shirt is wearing purple socks. I’m never going to understand the game of craps. #guysanddolls

A guy with a red shirt is wearing purple socks. I’m never going to understand the game of craps. #guysanddolls

They have clearly neglected to include a balcony in this bar brawl scene for a dude to fall off. #guysanddolls