The obvious message for Obama’s campaign: I am Batman. A misunderstood bad-ass who’ll keep fighting for you even if you hate me. #cantlose

Dark Knight Rises will feature supervillain Bane. Romney, who got rich at Bain Capital, can’t be looking forward to this.

I like this bike shop. They have a special chair that measures your ‘sit bones’ to make sure you’re getting the right saddle.

I guess the $10000 thing didn’t damage Romney after all.

It seems the last session of The Muppets has been cancelled due to New Year’s Eve. #stupidcalendar

We’re off to see the Muppets. #excited #pleasedontsuck

In the Freeman family we eat homemade bagels with lox and shmear on Christmas morning. Nobody understands it, but it’s tradition.

The Feral Sumner Peacock has been sighted outside the scout den. He looks OK, if somewhat miffed. #eqnz

That was worse. #eqnz

Coming thick and fast. Very impressed that the power’s still on. #eqnz