A while back I got Jeff to record a message for my phone saying he doesn’t live here, but I do, and people can leave a message for me, but not him. Only now Jeff does live here. As he is still busy hanging his clothes in his new wardrobe and artfully arranging his furniture, please disregard this telephone message until it has been changed. Jeff does live here, and the telephone message will be changed to reflect this fact in the near future.
I feel certain sure Jeff will be a valuable and highly-regarded member of the household, fully worthy of recognition on the residence’s telephone message.