This McSweeney’s article by John Moe seems to have started a genuine internet phenomenon. It’s irresistible, and to prove it here are some of my failures to resist.
- The Dust Has Been Thoroughly Bitten By All And Sundry.
- Standing In The Charred Remains Of The House, Wondering What I Was Thinking.
- We Have Discovered That There Is A Certain Degree Of Depression In Ashburton.
- Where The Council Is Finally Providing Adequate Signage For The Streets.
- Quite A Lot Older, Gifted And Black.
- The Burning Has Spread To The Bedside Cabinet.
- We Have Negotiated Rights For Certain Aspects Of The Revolution To Be Televised.
- Baby, I’m So Glad We Were Successful In Our Efforts To Get It Together.
- We Will Get Around To Rocking You Very Soon Now, We Promise.
- Everybody Has Agreed To Take Turns Ruling The World.
Via Boing Boing