I am going to Auckland to meet Gimli and Megatron, among other people.
On the way back I shall be stopping in Wellington to get my good jacket, which I left there in February. I am grateful to the people of that fair city for looking after it so well, especially as it must have become clear over the months that I had not noticed it was gone.
To be less obscure, I shall be witnessing Armageddon, after which I shall assist in Charting the Future.
To be less obscure to what might actually be considered a significant degree, these are the names of two conferences. One in Auckland and the other in Wellington. To which I am going. See you later.