The best statue in the world. http://www.flickr.com/photos/mississippi_snopes/4084959627/

From now on, whenever I’m about to purchase anything, I shall look in the hall cupboard to see whether I already own five of that thing.

I don’t trust this “self-shining” shoe polish. I know faerie magick when I see it.

Bloody git and its incomprehensible error messages.

My secret sales technique is to tell people it’s OK to read the comics. I’m not sure why it wouldn’t be, but they seem to appreciate it.

Armageddon Day Five. Such fun, such terrible terrible fun. Soon it will be over and I shall sleep. Sleep like a fox! A tired tired fox.

I am funiculating.

No visit to Wellington is complete without a visit to the Harbour Board Committee room. Look at me! I’m sitting in the chairman’s seat!

To Wellington! For Comics! The Selling Of!