Only the best quality bitumen rubber for my snails. No leaky pool for them!

It’s New Moleskine Day! Unlined, baby, unlined.

Welcome back, grotty headcold. Just in time for the weekend, there. Well done, you.

Now looking for a phonebox where I can hold meetings with the other people who didn’t like Avatar.

Also, no more 3D movies for me until they can make some part of the screen be in-focus.

I must learn that when everyone tells me a film is enjoyable despite a mediocre plot, I should not bother trying to enjoy it.

Have managed to use up the entire morning just to print, sign, scan and email a single document, but am now successfully bound by NDA.

Right, that’s it! I’m going to eat a scone.

Adobe, remember when I paid for and downloaded your software without a CD? That’s why I can’t insert the bloody CD you suddenly require.

Apple, when you tell me Preview can merge PDF documents, how about providing some sort of facility for merging PDF documents?