I’m going shopping for shoes. This’ll be a laugh.

Post-#earthquake civilisation pretty much finished. Like what we’ve done in most areas, but disappointed we didn’t solve the geese problem.

Have built a primitive TCP/IP network using bicycle couriers. Successfully transmitted a drawing of a lolcat. New Internet half finished.

RT@magmamen We have joined the uplander’s twitter system. It is much like our morphic crystal resonance network, only Stephen Fry is on it.

Doing some work today on re-building civilisation. “Magma Men” have interesting ideas for public library system. #earthquake

Brief incident between “Magma Men” and brigands. Street cred of my militia vastly improved. Free Trade Agreement still on. #earthquake

“Magma Men” eager to learn basic marae protocol and mihi. Retiring to discuss which mountain is most tapu to their people. #earthquake

Have signed Free Trade Agreement with “Magma Men”. #earthquake

“Magma Men” enjoy herbal tea. Seem to like cats but sensitive to burn risk, so will not pat. Unfamiliar with most celebrities. #earthquake

Have made contact with “Magma Men” emerging from terrific rents in Earth’s crust. Not hostile. Repeat, not hostile. Stand down. #earthquake