Directors’ commentary tracks for music CDs: an idea I thought of first, which @jsrnz cannot steal, on account of he is the driver.

In this marvellous world of Tomorrow, it is perfectly acceptable for two men to argue about Smurfs online while sharing cake in real like. P

@jsrnz Don’t make me prove ownership in a pictorial format.

You must understand that Smurfette would wear hotpants. It will play well in certain demographics.

The Smurfs if Hazzard: a TV concept I invented before @jsrnz. It would involve Boss Hogg chasing mushroom cars over jumps. You would watch.

Dear cats: I applaud your diligence in pest control, but disagree with your contention that my earphones are a threat to the household.