Archive for April, 2004

Charting Armageddon

Tuesday, April 13th, 2004

I am going to Auckland to meet Gimli and Megatron, among other people.

On the way back I shall be stopping in Wellington to get my good jacket, which I left there in February. I am grateful to the people of that fair city for looking after it so well, especially as it must have become clear over the months that I had not noticed it was gone.

To be less obscure, I shall be witnessing Armageddon, after which I shall assist in Charting the Future.

To be less obscure to what might actually be considered a significant degree, these are the names of two conferences. One in Auckland and the other in Wellington. To which I am going. See you later.

Bitter Experience

Tuesday, April 13th, 2004

After some investigation, I have decided to abandon my plan to build an underground revolving restaurant.

Good Salesmanship

Saturday, April 10th, 2004

Today I went to the bag shop to buy a bag.

At the counter, the shopkeeper asked me whether I would like a bag to put it in.