For the first time since September, the house rattled and I assumed it was a passing truck. Turned out it was actually a quake, but still.

If this Mr Crimp hates Maori so much, he has probably made the stupidest possible choice of place to not fuck off from and never come back?

http://t.co/LfyUUXIP

RIP Maurice Sendak. See you in the Night Kitchen.

Got Catherine of Aragon confused with Eleanor of Acquitaine again. I was, of course, thinking of Katherine of Hepburn.

I seem to have tweeted the letter P a few hours ago. I have no recollection of this.
#p

P

Lapsang Souchong is basically bacon tea.

Dude driving an unhitched locomotive at high speed, leaning out the window with manic expression, giving the thumbs up. #likeaboss

Don’t get me wrong, it was most enjoyable. A half-baked mess, but lots of fun. #theavengers